Curse

bsjonson · Jul 23, 2009, 04:02 PM // 16:02

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Originally Posted by Chocobo1

Remember to always be baited into fights over terrible insignifigant details (LOL NOOB I DO MY RUN IN 8 MINUTES ROFL 12 MINUTES SO BAD). Now your only option here is to spend the next 5 minutes arguing, then obviously kill a Reaper because this is a totally orginal and witty concept. Forget that there are 6 others in your group who have been trying to calm you down while handling there own areas, no one gets to call you bad at this game! You're god damn R4 Kurzick!

You sir, just pwnd this thread.

I lol'd.

Razon · Jul 23, 2009, 04:35 PM // 16:35

I lol'd. Great pug guide, thank god I never pug tho xD

Zen1331 · Jul 23, 2009, 06:38 PM // 18:38

This stuff is funny, but I'm lucky I'm in a guild that's patient and teaches you all of the positions. And no one ever rags on anyone if they die. We all try and tele to the affected area to rez and cover for each other. You know that won't happen in a pug, you'd be left to die while other sins zone into your area to farm and leech off your carcass.

Lhim · Jul 24, 2009, 02:56 AM // 02:56

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Originally Posted by Shayne Hawke

Sure sounds like the most fun part about UWSC is not doing it.

It sure does.

They said that they would keep an eye on speed clears. Hopefully they'll kill it. Reading this it would be best to put out of its misery.

Helix Dreadlock · Jul 24, 2009, 03:18 AM // 03:18

Backups are for panzies.

The Necro can rez himself, no need for a scroll.

Why bring IAU if you're Pits?! I'm sure the tele over the bridge is more important than actually GETTING there.

Go afk in the middle of a CB spawn because you have to go get the fricken phone or your dog is barking.

Don't forget the Golden Rule! It's NEVER you're fault.

kdz · Jul 24, 2009, 07:57 AM // 07:57

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Originally Posted by Helix Dreadlock

Backups are for panzies.

The Necro can rez himself, no need for a scroll.

I've never thought of that... It's just so simple and brilliant... It surely seems that it was really my fault all the time, that I didn't res myself

zzz death ryder zzz · Jul 24, 2009, 08:33 AM // 08:33

this was a good laugh to end my day...kinda sucks though cuz ive had maybe 5 of those sugestions happen to me

Chocobo1 · Jul 24, 2009, 09:27 AM // 09:27

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Originally Posted by zzz death ryder zzz

this was a good laugh to end my day...kinda sucks though cuz ive had maybe 5 of those sugestions happen to me

We should make this some kind of Bingo game.

Joseph Spiritmaster · Jul 24, 2009, 08:49 PM // 20:49

I vote to move this to the Off topic and absurd, dont close it cause it seems off the topic of farming (or may... though actually it isnt off topic)... Keep it around, its funny. Guild wars needs some funny to cut through the bordem and the "drama" that insues on a daily to possibly HOURLY basis ^^

Another tip. If finished with your area and you have the back ups. go afk for a bit, the group will be done (hopefully) when you get back. if not you and nothing fails completly. you can stay in and farm!

Raudic · Jul 25, 2009, 04:26 PM // 16:26

thanks ill try all of these things

also as necro, if vale sin dies try to tank the grasps, i mean 15~20 grasp cant be that strong right?

fecalstorm · Jul 27, 2009, 05:26 PM // 17:26

got to admit this thread made me lol a little. Nice OP

El Perma Shadow · Jul 27, 2009, 11:37 PM // 23:37

How To UWsC
Find a 45 mm pistol, load, aim at self pull trigger, reapet if necessary

kdz · Jul 28, 2009, 05:44 AM // 05:44

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Originally Posted by El Perma Shadow

How To UWsC
Find a 45 mm pistol, load, aim at self pull trigger, reapet if necessary

nah: UWSC is nothing special with guildies...
but as this thread is all about: PuG UWSC for real "fun": one just can't imagine the wide variety of suprises the other PuG team members can show you

Diskarn · Jul 29, 2009, 11:32 PM // 23:32

After cons pop tell your team that you got a super-build involving moebius strike

king_trouble · Jul 29, 2009, 11:57 PM // 23:57

This is my favorite:

Being chamber and dropping a stack of useless quest items around the final chest spaw.
I've done it a few times, made a guild team fail to avoid dealing with it.

Picture: http://guildwars-thcs.com/forum/index.php?topic=457.0

Chocobo1 · Jul 30, 2009, 12:16 AM // 00:16

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Originally Posted by Diskarn

After cons pop tell your team that you got a super-build involving moebius strike

Say you don't have Shadow Form yet but you are sure Mist Form will work just as well.

king_trouble · Jul 30, 2009, 12:17 AM // 00:17

Not even Mist for but obby flesh and no speed boosters except cons

X-Plosiv · Jul 30, 2009, 06:36 AM // 06:36

edit, post, deleted.

ele pl · Jul 30, 2009, 07:56 AM // 07:56

When creating a pug, make sure you have loads of the following: "PRO" "EXP" "ONLY EXP" "NO NOOBS" "FAILER PAYS CONS" "NOFAIL" "XXXXX&@^@%%#@@" in your party searching!

kelly jones · Jul 30, 2009, 10:20 AM // 10:20

i dont know any1 who hasn't done those things tbh and atleast those of us who admit to it can cause we know we are good and will still get a team :P